:::Catsuit Barbie will stab you with Golden Heels:::

Alright lovies, there might be a few consecutive posts on this one. Christian Louboutin has designed for a few brand new Barbies and a shit load of Barbie heels that double as obviously erotic torture devices. Yo, I know what I want for Christmas.

I'm pretty sure I tried to do this to my Barbies with black electrical tape but it wasn't nearly as sexy. I love plastic.

Stabby STAB stab Stab.


Okay, Hot pink soles. If you don't know already...this is the part that you lick after she's lacerated you with twizzlers.

Thank you Christian Louboutin for satisfying little lesbian girls with latex fetishes all over the world.

Check Back for the other outfits in the collection...

Barbie Pink Octomom's Pink Tentacles

This is a re-blog post of:
Kitschy Kitschy Coo: Octomom's Pink Tentacles
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"Nadya Suleman has now been embodied in this fine work of art, direct from the Collector's Art Mint Foundation and available only through this limited TV offer. Well, no; Daniel Edwards, the guy behind the Britney statue (literally and figuratively) has put together Souleman's likeness with two of the most awesome things ever: tentacles and disembodied baby heads. Get your Lovecraftian piece of art soon: the first 50 have a pre-order price of $199, but go up to $500 after."
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I did search for 'tentacles' and found the vinyl toy 'Octomom' instead. I don't know how I feel about this woman being called 'Octomom'. In theory, the existence of an actual Octomom is AWESOME, but this is a regular woman who happens to have many children. Let's call her by her name, huh? REGARDLESS! I'm interested in sculptural toys and this reminds me of those Barbie Hairstyling heads that I never wanted but sort of wanted.

Exotic Brutality :: the Decapitated Geisha Tattoo

I have always found it highly disturbing to see a slashed up, rotting Japanese woman's decapitated head tattooed onto anyone's body. But to be real...I see a whole lot of these on white bodies.


What is there about the violently tragic (and dead) East Asian woman?

I found this quote on Answers.com

"a decapitated geisha symbolizes what one would do for love. the geisha only means is to be a servant of pleasure and never to feel love...the geisha falls in love with a buddist monk knowing the penalty for this would be death. the geisha takes the chance to feel what love is and in the end is caught and beheaded. She sacrificed herself to feel and know what love is."



Okay OKAY. Hell naw. Fucka.da.diss.... First of all geisha's are not servants of pleasure. I know ya'll watched that 'memoirs' movie or read that book, but please put that ish in the incinerator and swallow the FACT that Geisha's are actually a traditional art form.

And imma say this right now.
FUCK SACRIFICING YOUR BODY/YOUR LIFE FOR 'LOVE'
We are sold this Disney idea of romance and heterosexual love where we sacrifice all our wishes (Aladdin) our voice (the Little Mermaid) our family/heritage (Pocahontas) for external love.
You do not have to die for love. And if you feel like you do, there is something wrong with society not you, and a true fight for love would be to change that aspect of society.
We then see this scenario played out far too many times with a white man who takes advantage of the situation, leaving the woman victim. Hello Madame Butterfly? Hello Miss Saigon? Or is this femme dragonist just a bitter child of this stereotype?
Furthermore, there is a history of women of color viewed as permanent whores who are at the sexual disposal and violence of the dominant white male. It doesn't help that many white women romanticize this image and try to press this dangerous exoticism upon themselves.


And this is image is permanently tattooed onto these bodies.
Before you take up the decision to get a piece like this done, or any ethnic reference really, I ask you to do the research to see how your body and this image holds a place in current discourse and throughout history.

MINK STOLE!

Oh Mink Stole....you are so annoying. its great.

Off IMDb
"Calling themselves the Dreamland Players, Mink Stole would become known as both the hysterical foil and vengeful nemesis of "leading lady" Divine, playing her annoying repulsive characters as pure evil incarnate."


Okay I just really like this picture.


Mink Stole as tantrum-throwing girl-child Taffy Davenport in Female Trouble

Word. Just say it over and over again. I recommend pressing reply at least 6 times.

Three Degrees in 日本語！

Yes YES Ya'll! Apparently the Three Degrees were big in Japan! I'm geekin' out listening to all these recordings in 日本語！I wonder if Japanese Electro-Pop girl group 'Perfume' is takin note?

And I love how these albums are signed too...
Click here for the original site I found these images on..

In gold deco pen at that....Now take a listen...

Self Portrait Exaggerating My Asiatic Features

Racist Halloween Geishas

Every year. Every single year. I mean c'mon ya'll really? I'm into Halloween- but this trend of yellow facing, black facing, brown facing needs to E.N.D.
Seriously, I cannot wait to dance on graves.

Just yesterday, I was all cheery and in the seasonal spirit with a half and half pumpkin latte, watchin lil babies dressed as full body cupcakes and buzz lightyear stomp around with their sucrose stacked plastic jack-o-lanterns. word. love it.

But then...
and there is always a break.

YUP. Five or Six year old Caucasian girl, with a red kimono, natty black bunned-up puff wig, white makeup face, and two rosy circles on her cheeks. Awwwww...hell naw.

I've gotten used to the 'sexy' white girl geisha. I've called 'em out. Broke it down to 'em. They deny it. Say that they are honoring and admiring the culture. I've gotten into some pretty interesting discussions. BUT REALLY? Lil' girls?

So I did a bit of research...take a look at these images.

How bout the "Madame Butterfly Child Costume"?

There's the "Kimono Kutie Child," or a few years down when no progress is made there's the adult version too...

Another Adult/Child costume comparison

The models wearing the costumes for sale are both White and Asian, bringing up different issues of yellow face. 'Yellowing' the White body vs 'Yellowing' the Yellow body. What are the different societal and psychological consequences?

Moving onto more adult costumes

How Bout some wigs?

Ya'll, seriously though it IS offensive. For one night you might be able to experience the thrill of being 'exotic,' however in reality being Asian isn't something you can take off. It's a lived experience and these caricatures are hurtful to people across the board. Asian female identity becomes limited within this stereotypes, and what does this do for example to a White woman? Is she made to feel less beautiful or special because she is 'normal'? So on halloween one is given a chance to hypersexualize themselves...
I want you to feel sexy too- that's your right. It's also my right to clear things up.
From Gwen Stefani to my beloved Kylie Minogue (pictured at top of post)- we gotta push back and systematically dismantle this problem- starting with tha chil-ren. Educate your lil girls.